Your Worst Therapy
Brutally honest therapy for people tired of being told what they want to hear
Philosophy
Don't Do Too Much
Stop leaking your magic
You can be anything but not everything. So do random stuff and then commit for godsakengrbaubtngjrifekzrjgtn
Don't Self Develop
Awakening is destruction
Actually this doesn't mean anything nvm. Next box.
Modern Love Sucks
Love isn't chasing
Love is complex but also it's not and you make it complex bc you need romance probably I don't know I'm not a real therapist. What I know is that if you're constantly chasing, you're not in love—you're in fear lol.
How This Works
01. Come with a Problem
Or don't and I'll create some for you. Life is suffering, suffering is life and the obstacle is the way. Maybe. This I don't really know either.
02. Conversation
We talk about what you want or what I want. Reality is a fiction.
03. Actionable Steps
Agency is the mother of skills. We will discuss how to go out there in the world and make things happen. Also threesomes are cool.
Skills
What People Say
Céline
Victor's sister
"He told me my problems weren't real. Now I have real problems. 10/10."
Alex
Crypto Entrepreneur
" Light a match and hold my hair !! Came for validation. Got the opposite... What a legend."
Anaïs
Victor's sister
"Actually made me laugh while crying!!! ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻."
Nina
""""Artist""""
"He forgot I was in the call for 5 minutes but the silence was enlightening! thanks doc"
Emma
Teacher
"Best worst advice I've ever received. My life is now slightly more chaotic but it's good for me."
Albert
Physicist
"Relativity is easy. This guy's philosophy? Impossible. But it works............................."
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